"This whole election process just doesn't work for me," Dud said, sipping his coffee. "There's no way we can tell who is best for the job."
Doc, being the senior member of the Mule Barn truck stop's world dilemma think tank, looked kindly at Dud. "Well, haven't you been reading what each candidate stands for, Dud?"
Dud shrugged. "Sure. But I firmly believe they only tell you what you want to hear. They're the best, and the other fella is going to take you straight to ruined aspirations."