By Slim Randles
"Tell you kids what," he said, sitting down and cutting off their escape route, "there's more to lifetimin' than jest gettin' married, makin' a buncha money and bein' a success. Yessir."
The kids had made the mistake of leaving the ice cream parlor by the side door instead of the front door, you see, and before they had a chance to yell "Incoming!" why ... there he was ... Windy Wilson. Some folks, you see, can't live without food and water. Windy can't live without an audience.