This week at Lamar Theatre

Starts Friday

I Feel Pretty, stars Amy Shumer, 6:45 p.m. daily

Held Over

Rampage, stars Dwayne Johnson, 8:50 p.m. daily

Coming Soon

Avengers: Infinity War

Truth or Dare

Overboard

“Overboard” is a remake of a reprehensible 1987 film starring Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn. In that film, poor slob Russell takes advantage of the amnesia suffered by the snobby Hawn by convincing her that she’s his wife and mother to his four children. She struggles with household chores, which is mildly amusing, and the two wind up in bed together, which is disgusting. It makes no difference that she has fallen for him at this point in the film, he is taking advantage of a woman with brain damage, and his actions constitute rape.

Breakfast

May 14: Cook’s choice breakfast

May 15: Cook’s choice breakfast

May 16: Cook’s choice breakfast

May 17: Cook’s choice breakfast

Lunch

May 14: Baked chicken. NO salad bar

May 15: Hamburgers. NO salad bar

May 16: Hot dogs. NO salad bar

May 17: Burritos with green chili. NO salad bar

Dear Dietitian,

I have a problem with constipation for the last year, and I am tired of taking laxatives.  Recently, I read that I should be eating 35 grams of fiber per day!  That seems impossible!

Sarah

Dear Sarah,

Two high-profile wildlife incidents over the past weekend in Summit County - including videos and a photo showing those involved approaching or feeding moose - have been addressed by Colorado Parks and Wildlife, thanks to tips from the public.

CPW officials says it is often the public's help that brings wildlife violators to justice. In these recent cases, social media not only played a role in finding those responsible, many in the public learned about the dangers of approaching and feeding moose after reading public comments about the incidents.

Lloyd A. Nordquist

May 02, 1941 - May 05, 2018

Funeral services will be held Saturday, May 12, 2018 at 11:00 a.m. at the Church Alive in Kit Carson, with burial to follow in the Wild Horse Cemetery in Wild Horse. 

Memorial contributions should be made to the Kit Carson Summer Baseball program.  Mr. Nordquist was a resident of Kit Carson.

Brown Funeral Homes in charge of arrangements

In accordance with all applicable laws and statutes, below find a true and correct abstract of the votes cast at the regular election of the Kiowa County Fire Protection District, at which time the eligible electors of the Kiowa County Fire Protection District voted, and as a result of which the eligible electors elected to the office the following Directors:

Teresa Witte                      4-Year Term of At-Large Director

Cook time: 20 minutes

Makes:   4 Servings